Joke

For a change today I received a forwarded joke that was good and readworthy. Did not find any copyright message attached to it. :-) So I can dare to post it here.

Manmohan Singh and Bush are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman,
"Isn't that Bush and Manmohan Singh (MS)?"
The barman says
"Yep, thats them."

So the guy walks over and says,
"Hello, what are u guys doing?"
And Bush says,
"We're planning world war 3"
And the guy says,
"Really? What's going to happen?"

And MS says,
"Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis
and one bicycle repairman."

And the guy exclaimed,
"A bicycle repairman?!!!"

So MS turns to Bush and says,

" See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"